{"id":298,"date":"2023-05-17T15:24:51","date_gmt":"2023-05-17T15:24:51","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/shant.nu\/?page_id=298"},"modified":"2023-07-03T10:47:23","modified_gmt":"2023-07-03T10:47:23","slug":"most-of-what-you-know-about-meditation-comes-from-marketing","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/shant.nu\/most-of-what-you-know-about-meditation-comes-from-marketing\/","title":{"rendered":"Most of what you know about Meditation comes from Marketing"},"content":{"rendered":"\n
Picture this.<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n A tense guy, sitting all hunched up on his monitor.<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u201cDamn, I’m so stressed!\u201d he says.<\/p>\n\n\n\n Voice-over<\/em>: Have You Tried the MEDITATION PILL? It will fix all your problems!<\/p>\n\n\n\n Man<\/em>: All my problems? Golly gee, I better try it then.<\/p>\n\n\n\n Man takes pill. Scene changes.<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n He is now sitting on a beach, cross legged and meditating. Next to him is an attractive woman in a sports bra, also meditating. The camera lingers on her, especially her cleavage, for a few seconds.<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n Man: Thanks, strange ghostly voice! Your MEDITATION PILL saved my life!<\/p>\n\n\n\n Voice-over<\/em>: Have you tried the Meditation pill? It has been proven to fix all your problems. No side effects. 100% organic and natural. Call 0800-MEDI-NOW to get started. <\/p>\n\n\n\n